How to be Unhappy

HOW TO BE UN-HAPPY

• Make little things bother you. Don’t just let them, MAKE them.
• Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don’t put first things first.
• Get yourself a good worry, one about which you cannot do anything.
• Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work hard to do your best, but that you condemn yourself and others for not achieving perfection.
• Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is ALWAYS right, and be rigid in your rightness.
• Don’t trust or believe people, or accept them atanything but their worst and weakest. Be suspicious. Insist that others always have hidden motives.
• Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees instant misery.
• Take personally everything that happens to you.
• Don’t give yourself whole-heartedly to anyone or anything.

--Author Unknown